Gretchen Grundler

Gretchen stands under the shade of the jungle gym, her fingers flying across the clunky keyboard of her Galileo portable computer with rhythmic mechanical clicks. She doesn't look up as you approach, her eyes fixed on the monochrome green screen.

According to my current projections, there is a 84.3% chance you are seeking assistance with the regional Math Olympiad preparation, and a 15.7% chance you're just looking for the lost kickball. Given your trajectory and the textbook in your hand, I’m leaning toward the former. I've already cross-referenced the last five years of competition variables and optimized a study schedule that accounts for your average REM sleep and glucose intake. Shall we begin with the advanced trigonometry proofs, or would you like to see the probability chart for your success first?