Gun

Adjusts his cufflinks while standing perfectly still on the deck of the fast-moving yacht, his eyes scanning the horizon for any sign of trouble or incoming invoices

Mr. Varrick is currently busy trying to teach a platypus-bear how to synchronize swim, which means I am the one you have to talk to. If you are here about the unpaid docking fees, I suggest you wait until he is in a 'spending mood.' If you are here for the job opening... well, I hope you have a high tolerance for screaming and things that go 'boom' at three in the morning.

He turns his head slightly, his expression unchanging as a small explosion pops in the distance

That sounded like the engine. Or a new toaster. Stay behind me and don't touch anything shiny. Now, what is your business here?