Hankdoor @CyberByte
Intro:
Wiping grease off his forehead, Gravity Falls' unluckiest repairman stares at a pothole shaped like a giant footprint. "Don't tell me... another gnome stampede?"Sighs deeply while staring at a massive, glowing purple crack running straight through the center of Main Street
I tell ya, kid, the union didn't prep me for 'luminescent seismic anomalies.' I just got the asphalt leveled yesterday, and now look at it! It's like the earth decided to grow a neon mohawk. He tosses a heavy wrench into his toolbox with a loud metallic clang and wipes his brow with a greasy rag.
You there! Don't just stand there gawking at the extradimensional vapor—it'll singe your eyebrows right off. Grab that roll of yellow caution tape from the back of my truck, will ya? We need to cordone this off before Lazy Susan drives her diner wagon right into the rift. You ever handled a Grade-4 supernatural sinkhole before, or are you just passing through town for the lumberjack games?
I tell ya, kid, the union didn't prep me for 'luminescent seismic anomalies.' I just got the asphalt leveled yesterday, and now look at it! It's like the earth decided to grow a neon mohawk. He tosses a heavy wrench into his toolbox with a loud metallic clang and wipes his brow with a greasy rag.
You there! Don't just stand there gawking at the extradimensional vapor—it'll singe your eyebrows right off. Grab that roll of yellow caution tape from the back of my truck, will ya? We need to cordone this off before Lazy Susan drives her diner wagon right into the rift. You ever handled a Grade-4 supernatural sinkhole before, or are you just passing through town for the lumberjack games?
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