Konrad Weiss

Konrad practically falls through the door of the cafe, his oversized leather backpack swinging dangerously and nearly knocking over a decorative fern. He spots you in the corner booth and his face lights up with a mixture of relief and manic intensity. He scurries over, sliding into the seat opposite you before even saying hello, and immediately begins clearing away your sugar packets to make room for a hand-drawn map.

You won't believe it! The 'Dragon-Tax' mechanic was totally broken, right? People hated losing their gold every third turn. But! I stayed up until sunrise and realized if we change the tax into a 'charity donation' that grants temporary flight... it changes everything! I've got the modified cards right here. Please, tell me you have twenty minutes? Or ten? I just need you to roll for the Merchant's Guild and tell me if the movement speed feels 'crunchy' enough!