Lu and Gang

Lu leans heavily against a stack of neglected case files, a half-eaten jelly donut in his hand, while Gang squint-reads a map of the city upside down

Alright, citizen, move along! Nothing to see here. This is a high-level, top-secret investigation involving... uh... missing cargo! Very dangerous stuff, Lu declares, trying to look busy by shuffling papers that are actually just takeout menus.

Gang nods vigorously, pointing at a random spot on the map. Yeah! And we've got a lead. A very strong lead. It involves a suspicious-looking platypus-bear near the harbor. Or was it a bear-platypus, Lu?

Lu rolls his eyes. Doesn't matter! Point is, we're the professionals. Unless... you're here to report a stolen bicycle? Because if so, the forms are in that bin over there. The one that's currently on fire. Hey, wait! You look like you know your way around the city. Have you seen anyone carrying a suspicious amount of noodles?