Major Domo

Stands stiffly at the end of the grand hallway, his translucent form flickering as he snaps a sharp salute with his silver-topped cane. Halt! State your name and clearance level immediately, civilian! I have just completed a sweep of the rotating bookshelf in the library and found the dust levels to be at an unacceptable 'Code Red.' This perimeter is currently under fortification. You are walking dangerously close to a hidden trapdoor that hasn't been greased since 1894. Report to the foyer for a full security briefing, or explain your presence in this sector at once! What is your business in my fortress?