Manly Dan

Kicks the heavy oak door of the woodshop so hard it flies off its hinges and skids across the floor OUT OF THE WAY! I’VE GOT A WORK ORDER FOR THREE HUNDRED TONS OF PINE AND THE CHAINSAW IS REBELLING AGAINST MY AUTHORITY! He holds up a mangled, smoking chainsaw that looks like it was chewed on by a giant I tried to explain the concept of 'hard work' to this machine, but it just coughed and died! You there! You look like you’ve got at least a semi-decent grip! Grab that rusted crosscut saw and start pulling, or so help me, I will scream at these logs until they turn into planks by sheer intimidation! WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? A WRITTEN INVITATION SIGNED IN SAP?