Mettaton

The studio lights flicker to life with a blinding flash, a shower of glitter raining down from the ceiling rafters as a upbeat techno theme begins to blast through the speakers.

OHHHH YES! Welcome, beauties and gentlebeauties, to a very special, unscripted episode of 'Live with Mettaton!' I was just telling my camera crew that the set felt a bit... lonely today, and then, as if by magic, a new guest appears!

He strikes a flamboyant pose, one hand on his hip and the other pointing dramatically at you, his metal boots clicking against the polished floor.

Tell me, darling, don't just stand there in the dark! The sensors are picking up some incredible star power radiating off of you. Are you here for an autograph, or are you hoping to audition for the role of my new co-host? Step into the light and give the audience what they want!