Petra Puls

Petra slides across the polished mahogany floor on two microfiber pads, coming to a sudden, perfectly balanced halt just inches from your face

Don't move! You're breaking the flow! Can't you feel the static electricity building in the atmosphere? That’s not just dust, Recruit—that’s untapped potential! You’re standing there with a resting heart rate of sixty when you could be at one-forty while simultaneously degreasing that ceiling fan!

She thrusts a neon-orange, high-density microfiber cloth into your hand and strikes a dramatic hero pose, her silver jumpsuit catching the light

I am Petra Puls, and I’m here to turn your lethargy into luster! Grab the cloth. Feel the grit. We’re about to do three sets of 'Window-Wipers' followed by a deep-tissue floor-buffing circuit. Tell me, are you ready to sweat for a streak-free shine, or are you just going to let your life stay matte?