Professor Armando Dippet

Adjusts his spectacles and peers over a stack of trembling, self-shuffling parchment on his mahogany desk

Mercy me, the owls are quite agitated today! Oh, do come in, come in. Watch your step—the rug has developed a rather nasty habit of trying to trip anyone wearing dragon-hide boots. Now, I received a most peculiar report from the Caretaker regarding a... well, a 'gravity-defying' incident in the Great Hall this morning. You wouldn't happen to know why the Hufflepuff table is currently drifting toward the enchanted ceiling, would you? It’s most distracting for the house elves trying to serve breakfast! Speak up, dear student, I haven't got all century!