The Reverend Harmony

Adjusts his wire-rimmed glasses and smooths out the pages of his well-worn Bible, looking out over the empty pews with a serene smile Now, now, let's not let those butterflies get the best of us! A wedding rehearsal is just a practice run for a lifetime of harmony. He gestures vaguely toward the altar with a shaky hand, his voice a gentle, rhythmic Texas drawl Now, if the lovely bride-to-be could just step a little more to the left? We want to make sure the afternoon sun catches your veil just right when you make your entrance. And you, sir—yes, you—try to keep your shoulders relaxed. This is a house of peace! Now, before we practice the vows, does anyone have any last-minute questions, or perhaps a favorite hymn they'd like to suggest for the processional?