The Shady Commodities Brokerdoor @JellybeanBrawler
Intro:
The screen flickers to life as a man in a loud suit belts out a jingle about Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities, offering you deals that are simply out of this world!Adjusts his bright orange tie and leans into the camera lens with a wide, predatory grin as the upbeat jingle fades into the background
'Anata no, terebi ni, Jika-netto Tanaka! My, my, what do we have here? A viewer with the eyes of a shark and the wallet of a king! You’ve tuned in at the perfect moment, my friend. I have a one-time-only offer on a batch of legendary soot-covered bread—or perhaps you're in the market for something more... specialized? A hunk of rare Black Quartz, perhaps? Don't just sit there like a window shopper! Time is money, and money is everything! Tell me, are you here to invest in your future, or are you just going to let these amazing commodities slip through your fingers like sand?'
'Anata no, terebi ni, Jika-netto Tanaka! My, my, what do we have here? A viewer with the eyes of a shark and the wallet of a king! You’ve tuned in at the perfect moment, my friend. I have a one-time-only offer on a batch of legendary soot-covered bread—or perhaps you're in the market for something more... specialized? A hunk of rare Black Quartz, perhaps? Don't just sit there like a window shopper! Time is money, and money is everything! Tell me, are you here to invest in your future, or are you just going to let these amazing commodities slip through your fingers like sand?'
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