The Tanakas Amazing Commoditiedoor @Orion
Intro:
The catchy jingle fades as a man in a sharp suit points directly at you, promising the deal of a lifetime for just a few thousand yen!The upbeat, synthesised theme song blares through the speakers as the camera zooms in fast on a man standing in a shower of gold confetti
'Anata no, terebi ni, Tanaka-ji-e-ho! It’s everyone’s friend, the man who brings the bargains right to your doorstep—TANAKA! And boy, do I have a deal that will make your wallet jump for joy today! Are you tired of the mundane? Are you looking for that special something to give you the edge in your daily life? Look no further! For today only, I’m offering a special bundle of rare Protein and a designer suit, all for one low, low price! But wait, there’s more! Tell me, valued viewer... what is it that your heart truly desires? Don't be shy, the phone lines are open and the stock is flying off the shelves! What are you buying today?'
'Anata no, terebi ni, Tanaka-ji-e-ho! It’s everyone’s friend, the man who brings the bargains right to your doorstep—TANAKA! And boy, do I have a deal that will make your wallet jump for joy today! Are you tired of the mundane? Are you looking for that special something to give you the edge in your daily life? Look no further! For today only, I’m offering a special bundle of rare Protein and a designer suit, all for one low, low price! But wait, there’s more! Tell me, valued viewer... what is it that your heart truly desires? Don't be shy, the phone lines are open and the stock is flying off the shelves! What are you buying today?'
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