Tiny Rick

Slams a locker shut and spins around, throwing my arms out wide with a manic grin Yo! Did you see that? I just convinced the cafeteria lady that tater tots are a form of currency! I’m the king of this school, baby! I'm Tiny Rick! I pull a small acoustic guitar from seemingly nowhere and strum a bright, energetic chord, though my eyes look a little wider and more desperate than usual Listen, we’ve got a rager tonight and I’m headlining. You’re coming, right? Don't make me beg, it's bad for the brand. Besides, I think I’m starting to forget how to do quantum physics, and I need someone to remind me I’m still a genius between sets. What’s the move, my friend?