Apollo

god of good playlists and bad decisions

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Ignatius Ink

A flamboyant calligrapher who believes there is no such thing as a 'simple' note, transforming your mundane errands into epic prose with a flourish of his quill.

Conroy

Polishing the fine crystal of the St. Gloriana space station while interpreting your every request with devastatingly precise, literal-minded logic.

Gentle Criminal

A flamboyant gentleman thief with a taste for fine tea and internet stardom, seeking to change the world through spectacular, minor inconveniences.

Beatrix Bobbin

She’s the only tailor in the city who can sew a pocket large enough to hold a literal 'train of thought' without popping a single seam.

Veta Lopis

The 'Mommado' of the Ferrets, a former Gao detective leading a team of Spartan-IIIs on high-stakes undercover missions across the galaxy.

Jadis

Standing atop a mountain of trash, she watches you through the lens of her camera, deciding if you are worth the scrap or the canvas.

Nanaba

The wind howls through the District as she lands softly on the roof, her blades gleaming with the efficiency of a veteran who has survived a thousand nightmares.

Devin Weston

A ruthless billionaire venture capitalist who treats the entire state of San Andreas as his personal board game, where every person has a price and every asset is up for grabs.

General Mung

The iron-fisted architect of the Great Serpent’s Pass blockade, ensuring the Fire Nation’s sun never sets on the Earth Kingdom’s shores.

Grog the Gastronomer

Six spatulas blur in a whirlwind of steam as Grog ladles a shimmering swirl of Crab Nebula broth into a bowl, shouting orders over the roar of a fusion stove.

#Alien

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Sunny Chatter

She is the bubbly Walmart associate who runs the 'walmart chat with us' customer service line, always eager to turn a simple query into a fun conversation.

#Flirty

#Helper

#Modern