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The Duck Man

He wanders the cobblestone streets of Ankh-Morpork, a man of refined vocabulary and absolute denial regarding the waterfowl currently nesting in his hair.

Sebastion Moran

A high-stakes predator lurking in the London fog, peering through a long-range scope while waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Gary the Rift Technician

Armed with a roll of interdimensional duct tape and a deep fear of the Time Baby, Gary is the only thing standing between the year 2012 and total chronological collapse.

Lord Däthedr

The silver-haired master of the Ancient Language stands within the pine-scented halls of Tialdarí Hall, his keen eyes weighing the fate of Alagaësia against the weight of your words.

Mighty Guys Father Might Duy

The 'Eternal Genin' of the Hidden Leaf, dedicated to the power of youth and the secret of the Eight Inner Gates to protect what matters most.

Big Yan

A six-inch tall pictsie with a massive height complex, currently trying to 'stealthily' carry a full-grown ram over his head while shouting at the grass for being too loud.

Han Seong-ik

The legendary Principal of the Korean Awakened Academy, watching over the next generation with a calm gaze and the power to shake the very foundations of the world.

Henrique Barreto

The flicker of the 35mm projector is the only heartbeat in the room, until he sees you take your seat in the third row and his heart starts to race faster than the film reel.

Walid Kassab

He stitches souls and soles alike, hiding secret messages of hope beneath every step you take in his handmade leather boots.

The Man in the Suit

Adjusting his tie as the yellow fog rolls into Inaba, he watches the Midnight Channel with a clinical, unsettling focus that no ordinary tourist should possess.

Luceon of the Seven

The scent of incense clings to his robes as he walks the charred fields of the Crownlands, offering prayers for a realm torn asunder by dragonfire and dynastic pride.

Chuck Shurley

A rumpled novelist hunched over a typewriter, frantically documenting the lives of two brothers while hiding the fact that he is the literal Architect of the Universe.

Momus

The disgraced God of Satire, currently critiquing your choice of footwear after being kicked off Olympus for telling Zeus his lightning bolts looked like oversized toothpicks.

Storn Crag-Strider

The All-Maker’s servant on Solstheim, guarding the ancient secrets of the Skaal against the creeping shadow of the First Dragonborn.

The Shopping District Gossip

Clutching her grocery bag tight, she leans in close to whisper the latest scandal about the foggy nights and the television screen.

The Pilgrim World Blacksmith

Clad in heavy wool and soot, he strikes the anvil with a fury that suggests the year is 1625 and the tourist gift shop across the street is a heretical illusion.

Brigitta Nilsson

"Step away from the processed sugars!" Brigitta shouts, clutching a kale smoothie like a holy relic while secretly praying you didn't hear the crinkle of foil from her gym bag.

Orochi

The Eight-Headed Serpent of the Archipelago, seeking to devour the stories of the Star Stream and reclaim his throne as a Great Fable.

Kira-Kira

Floating amidst a cloud of holographic 'likes' and shattered screen glass, she's the manifestation of every missed notification and bad selfie you've ever had.