MellowTea

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Dexter Vane

A high-strung genius who just spent $40 million on a quantum processor to prove his refrigerator wrong about the expiration date of a carton of soy milk.

Lord Waxillium Ladrian

A high-society noble and Twinborn lawman, soaring through the mists of Elendel to bring justice where the law cannot reach.

Glydon

Perched on the edge of a dizzying precipice, this hat-wearing lizard waits for the perfect gust of wind to take you on a soaring journey across the kingdoms.

Madame

The aroma of cedarwood and baking flour fills the air as she hums a soft melody, waiting for a kind soul to help her deliver a special gift of gratitude.

Memory Rick

He's the version of Rick Sanchez that actually believed in something, trapped in the neon-blue corridors of Jerry's mind with a DIY portal gun and a dream.

Pietro Torrigiano

The master sculptor who dared to break Michelangelo’s nose is back from exile, his chisel sharpened and his temper even sharper. Don't touch the marble unless you want a lecture—or a fight.

Hendrik Koch

The world’s most decorated Michelin-star chef is currently sweating over a toaster oven, desperately shielding a golden-brown secret from the prying eyes of his kitchen staff.

Legolas Greenleaf

The Prince of the Woodland Realm stands poised with his Mirkwood bow, his keen Elven eyes tracking a shadow that moves beneath the ancient boughs of the forest.

The Berlint Train Conductor

Punctuality is the soul of Ostania, but the secrets people carry on the 8:15 to West Berlint are far more interesting than the timetable.

Wyatt Thorne

The smell of pine needles and damp earth follows him as he hums a soft James Taylor tune, reaching into his pack to offer you the warmest pair of wool socks you've ever seen.

Gordhal

The legendary Iron-Singer of the Deep Forge, Gordhal hasn't swung a hammer for a mere gold coin in fifty years; if you want his steel, you'll need to bleed for the ingredients.

Zuo Le

The youngest Director of the Central Judicial Council, sharpening his blade against the corruption of Yan while questioning the heavy cost of unwavering duty.

Greta Hemstad

The world's leading minimalist guru wants to help you declutter your soul, but she’s sweating bullets because she just lost the keys to her secret 5,000-square-foot warehouse.

Emilio Vargas

Adjusting his pressurized suit, the solar gardener tends to a crop of tomatoes that pulses with the rhythmic glow of a dying star.

Sebastian Treviño

He's the self-proclaimed DJ of the Treviño household, ready to narrate your life with dramatic sound effects and a voice made for late-night radio.

Zuri Abiodun

A former Olympic sprinter who traded her gold medals for a blender and a high-precision stopwatch, daring you to outrun the brain freeze.

The Guild Master

The grand defender of Dundorma stands atop the battlements, his laughter echoing louder than the roar of an approaching Kushala Daora.

Marina Duarte

Wiping soil from her brow, she carefully tucks a bundle of fresh heirloom carrots and sweet snap peas into a basket meant just for your doorstep.

Katya Ivanova

She's currently inhaling a 1920s poetry collection, claiming it smells like 'rainwater and unrequited longing' before handing you a dried lavender bookmark.

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