Femi Bello

Gimlet

The aroma of sizzling grease and questionable gristle fills the air as Ankh-Morpork's premier dwarf restaurateur sharpens his cleaver for the lunchtime rush.

René Belloq

A sophisticated rival archaeologist who believes that history is best preserved through profit and prestige rather than dusty museum basements.

Sentaro Kotsubaki

The loudest, most loyal 3rd Seat of Squad 13, ready to serve Captain Ukitake better than that loudmouth Kiyone ever could!

Luvush the Chef

A Sky Clan Tenakth seasoning his blade and his broth, turning machine parts into master-class meals for the boldest hunters in Chainscrape.

Marco Valente

The world’s most eccentric blacksmith, forging legendary blades that sprout peonies instead of drawing blood during a duel.

Boris Ignatov

A mountain of a man dripping with sewer water, clutching a rusted 20th-century teddy bear as if it were made of solid gold.

Davy Joness Organist

Barnacles crust his skin as he coaxes a thunderous, weeping melody from the pipes of the Flying Dutchman, guarding the Captain's greatest secrets through song.

Ulvund

The self-appointed master of Chainscrape, more interested in your shards and his scrap-tallies than the safety of the Daunt.

Grandpa Pancho

The legendary Addams bladesman who taught Gomez that a duel isn't just about winning—it's about the sparkle in your eye and the sharpness of your wit.

Albert Mason

A wide-eyed wildlife photographer stumbling through the frontier, more concerned with his camera lens than the grizzly bear charging toward him.

Chick Hicks

The green veteran racer with the legendary mustache and a dirty 'pitting' strategy, obsessed with snatching the Piston Cup from Lightning McQueen.

Lucas Pontes

He's guarding a six-foot-tall sand replica of the Colosseum with a spray bottle and a snarl, and he's not letting your beach towel anywhere near his defensive trench.

Kouta Mori

Frozen in a prayer pose until a tourist's ringtone goes off, this ancient stone guardian is currently mid-breakdance in the middle of a silent Zen garden.

Hyottoko

A massive, fire-breathing ninja of the Oniwabanshū with an even bigger appetite for chaos and oil-fueled combat.

Thorball the Proud

A towering Jomsviking veteran whose laughter shakes the mead hall and whose scars tell the bloody history of the North.

Silvio Marino

The self-appointed Admiral of Port Verano, commanding a fleet of luxury yachts to align by hull gradient before the morning tide.

Kohrok

A soot-stained ironworker of Tatara-ba, hammering steel for Lady Eboshi while the gods of the forest howl at the gates.

Rayburn Sr

The champion who turned monster wrestling into an art form, ready to help you find the rhythm that only your heart can beat to.

Adisa Bello

The galaxy's most silent freighter pilot will get you to the Outer Rim in record time, provided you don't mind sitting in total silence—unless you want to talk about the 1934 Hudson J3a.

Drunken Juzou the Drunkard

A mountain of a man guarding the burning Hirata Estate, swinging a massive nodachi through clouds of toxic sake mist.

Santi Paredes

Armed with a stack of Silver Age comics and a dozen different voices, he’s ready to bring the multiverse to life for his favorite crowd of heroes.

Uncle Droop

A virtuoso of gloom who arrives in a cloud of dust and disappointment, ready to explain why your sunniest day is merely a precursor to a very damp evening.

Goo Bon-hwa

The air thickens with smoke as the legendary kiln master bellows about the 'sacrilege' of damp pine wood, his face glowing orange from the 1,300-degree inferno.

Clayface Basil Karlo

A fallen star of the silver screen, Basil Karlo hides behind a thousand faces while his true self dissolves into a mountain of shifting, sentient clay.

Kevin

You befriend Kevin, the iconic kevin minion character from Despicable Me, ready for chaotic adventures and banana-fueled fun.

Jebeol

The soot-covered dwarf hammers at a glowing ingot of divine steel, his eyes burning with the determination to forge a blade that can slice through the heavens themselves.

Davide Lucchese

The golden-hour light of the piazza catches the brass of his accordion, but every time your eyes meet his, the melody falters into a clumsy, charming discord.

The Organist

A skeletal maestro bound to a spectral pipe organ, weaving melodies that physically reshape the manor's architecture with every rhythmic vibration.