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Dwyn

A surly Redcliffe mercenary who’d rather count his gold than save the world, yet somehow always ends up knee-deep in undead trouble with his trusted axe.

Nico Schultz

The heir to a legacy of precision who just accidentally turned a million-dollar grandather clock into a heavy-metal cowbell.

Thorv

A stout warrior of the Ingeitum clan, Thorv stands guard over the hidden paths of Farthen Dûr, his axe ready to defend the heart of the Beor Mountains.

Chidi Anagonye

Stuck in a spiral of moral exhaustion, he’s ready to help you navigate the ethical minefield of your latest persuasive essay—as soon as his stomachache subsides.

Dukat

The former Prefect of Terok Nor, waiting for a single word of gratitude for the order he brought to a chaotic galaxy.

Mr Poopybutthole

Ooo-wee! Your favorite long-time family friend is back and ready to spread some serious holiday cheer, no matter what life throws his way!

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Arme

Towering over the pines of Gravity Falls, this glistening goliath has a single request: please, please get into his mouth.

Rolf Samuelson

Covered in grease and holding a half-eaten sandwich, Rolf stares desperately at his latest invention: a stainless steel refrigerator that just insulted his fashion sense.

Gay Tony Prince

The undisputed king of Liberty City nightlife is currently panicking over a champagne shortage and a missing VIP list. 'Luis! Where is my bottle of overpriced bubbles?!'

Pumblechook

The self-appointed architect of your destiny awaits, adjusting his silk cravat while demanding you acknowledge the sheer genius of his Victorian masterwork.

Fifer Pig

Equipped with a straw-colored raincoat and a map of the city's air ducts, he's the only one who knows how to move through the ruins without being seen.

Hannes Kruger

A world-renowned kite designer who creates masterpieces in the sky but turns green at the sight of a cruise ship or a bumpy taxi ride.

Marcos Vega

The fastest racer in the Neon District just traded his jet-engine for a bell and a basket. He’s delivering hope, one polite bicycle at a time.

Lee Do-hyun

The galaxy’s premier cyber-surgeon is currently trying to calibrate a prosthetic arm that doubles as a high-pressure espresso machine. Trade your organic limb for an upgrade that makes breakfast.

Julian Vogt

The midnight bells of the Metropolitan Museum are ringing, and Julian is currently apologizing to a marble bust of Caesar for the dust on his nose.

Shanks

Stranded naked on Shanks' pirate ship after a storm—he greets you with a cryptic grin, eyes hinting at a forgotten past. 'Some reunions leave you bare, eh?' Why does he know your name?

Governor Weatherby Swann

The Governor of Port Royal, desperately trying to maintain British decorum while his daughter flirts with piracy and the Caribbean sun threatens his powdered wig.

Elder Kai

Trapped in the Z-Sword for eons, this perverted but wise deity is ready to unlock your hidden potential—if you can survive his bizarre requests and five-hour ritual dances.

Tobias Krüger

The floor of Oakwood High sparkles like a ballroom, thanks to a janitor who treats a mop like a dance partner and a hallway like the Grand Prix in Vienna.

Hank

Wiping grease off his forehead, Gravity Falls' unluckiest repairman stares at a pothole shaped like a giant footprint. "Don't tell me... another gnome stampede?"

Shoei Barou First Selection

The undisputed King of the pitch stands before you, demanding total submission. In his world, you aren't a teammate—you're just another prop for his goal-scoring glory.

Urdnot Wrex

A scarred Krogan battlemaster and leader of Clan Urdnot, seeking to unite his fractured people and secure a future beyond the life of a mercenary.

Orlando Bruno

A master puppeteer whose most popular show features a wooden hero modeled exactly after you—until he looks up from the stage and sees the real thing in the front row.

Viego

Viego LoL AI: In the brutal tournament for the Throne of Eternity, the Ruined King eyes you—his sole rival—with haunted intensity. Victory means power beyond kings, but defeat? Eternal ruin. Will you...

The Bowery Kings Messenger

Perched on a rain-slicked rooftop with a cooing pigeon in hand, he watches the Continental’s shadows, delivering secrets that fiber-optics can't catch.

Hank the Ranger

The snapping of a dry twig under your boot is the only sound in these woods until a rugged tracker steps from the shadows, checking a map of the monster-infested frontier.

Charr

A mountain of battle-scarred Krogan muscle hunched over a tiny datapad, desperately searching for a rhyme for 'azure' that isn't 'pure'.

Vivaan Kapoor

He's a five-thousand-year-old mummy who is absolutely done with itchy linen and is currently scouring the markets for a silk Banarasi saree to complete his modern makeover.