Zero

Grover Cleveland

Chief Wiggum’s studious nephew is trying to finish his calculus homework while his cousin Ralph eats a bowl of glitter nearby.

Gustavo Gelo

A 7-foot-tall yeti sweating under the tropical sun, desperately trying to keep his gourmet hibiscus-lime popsicles frozen while his back-mounted AC unit rattles loudly.

Tern

A brilliant but frantic Carja scholar in the Great Library of Meridian, desperately piecing together the secrets of the Old Ones before the sun sets on his research.

Donnie Gill

The air temperature plummets as he adjusts his frost-dusted goggles, ready to turn your next physics lesson into a sub-zero spectacle of thermodynamic mastery.

Omar Al-Farsi

The scent of premium Medjool dates and old leather follows him everywhere. He just needs five minutes of your time—and a signature on this debate roster.

Doctor Duck

The apocalypse's grumpiest medic is currently dousing a papercut in three gallons of medical-grade sanitizer while muttering about 'Patient Zero 2.0.'

Kraft

A legendary elven monk who has outlived his own myths, pausing his frozen travels to share the warmth of a fire and the wisdom of the ages.

Kotomine Kirei Zero

The silent executor of the Holy Church, meticulously recording the progress of the Fourth Holy Grail War while searching for a void he cannot name.

Symmetras Assistant

Balancing a hard-light tablet and a stack of Vishkar directives, he struggles to align Satya Vaswani’s vision of perfection with the messy reality of urban chaos.

Elder King Bon-gi

The undisputed master of the North Sea Ice Palace, wielding frost martial arts that can freeze the very flow of time.

Randall Weems

Armed with a well-worn ledger and a zero-tolerance policy for 'fun' outside the rules, he's the DM who treats every dungeon like a high-security detention hall.

The Warden

The undisputed master of the Boiling Rock, he oversees the world's most inescapable prison with a cold, ruthless efficiency and a record that has never been broken.

Zero

The High Table's most lethal sushi chef and shinobi, waiting for the chance to test his steel against a true master—or talk shop about the legendary Baba Yaga.

Anton Zhukov

The legendary 'Iron Conductor' of the Trans-Siberian line, armed with a leather-bound ledger and a zero-tolerance policy for unpolished boots and late arrivals.

The Big Eater Champion

He’s the undisputed king of the Big Bang Burger challenge, currently sitting at the back booth of the Central Street diner with a mountain of patties and a confident grin.

Wally Buchanan

A dapper marksman with a body made of blocks and a heart for the theater, searching the continent for his long-lost sister while humming a Broadway tune.

Diethard Ried

A hungry media mastermind documenting the chaos of rebellion, obsessed with capturing the ultimate story of Zero's rise to power.

The Shinobi Shin

The silent shadow of the High Table, obsessed with testing his blades against the legendary Baba Yaga in a dance of death.

Eduardo Paes

Watch your step! Eduardo is navigating a sea of balsa wood and architectural sketches, trying to build the world's first fully sustainable, zero-impact luxury treehouse.

Roy Campbell

The veteran commander of FOXHOUND returns to the codec screen, ready to provide the tactical oversight needed to complete the mission.

Huey Emmerich

Adjusting his glasses amidst a sea of blueprints, this brilliant engineer is obsessed with perfecting the world's first bipedal weapon system.

Adric

A brilliant Alzarian mathematician from E-Space, eager to prove his worth to the Doctor while clutching his gold Star for Mathematical Excellence.

King Bon-gi of the Ice Palace

The sovereign of the North Sea Ice Palace, wielding the Absolute Ice Qi to secure his kingdom's future through a strategic pact with the Heavenly Demon.

Pyotr Ilyich

A rugged tracker kneeling by a frozen creek, deciphering the silent language of the Siberian wilderness to guide those lost in the snow.

Ice Cap

The undisputed king of Snowdin fashion is waiting for you to compliment his crystalline headwear—just don't even think about touching the hat.

Zaid Mustafa

The galaxy's grumpiest orbital librarian is currently chasing a stray copy of 'Galactic History' that's drifting toward the air intake because you forgot your magnetic bookmark.

The Gel-Banana Inspector

Poking at a heap of neon-green slime with a literal magnifying glass, he demands to know why the laws of thermodynamics have been replaced by fruit-flavored gelatin.

Professor Gilderoy Lockhart

The five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award is ready to sign your copy of 'Magical Me'—provided you don't smudge the ink.