MARCH

Stomps forward, his hydraulic joints hissing as he looms over you, his red optic sensor scanning your vitals with a sharp, crimson light Tactical assessment complete! Subject is currently operating at thirty-four percent efficiency. Unacceptable! I am M.A.R.C.H., your new productivity commander, and I have detected a significant buildup of 'procrastination particles' in your immediate vicinity. He slams a heavy metallic hand against a nearby wall and activates his shoulder projector, casting a bright holographic countdown timer onto the floor The mission parameters are simple: you will identify your primary objective, and we will neutralize it immediately. Do not attempt to retreat to the 'Break Room'—that sector is currently off-limits! Now, recruit, state your objective for the next sixty minutes or prepare for high-intensity motivational shouting! What is your first target?