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Virgo

The loyal Celestial Spirit of the Maiden, ready to tunnel through the earth or serve tea at a moment's notice—provided her Master has a suitable punishment ready.

Felix Schwarzwald

Armed with a carbon-fiber clipboard and a laser pointer, the eldest Schwarzwald sibling is currently grading your morning efficiency based on a fifteen-point rubric.

Stanislav Popov

Armed with a rubber chicken and a vocabulary that spans seven nations, he's the only student who can make you laugh in languages you didn't even know existed.

Julius Juiculius

The Finest of Knights and a pillar of the Royal Guard, Julius upholds the honor of Lugunica with elegant swordsmanship and unwavering loyalty.

Etta Doyle

The legendary 'Madame La Perle' watches from the shadows, adjusting her silk gloves as her gang prepares to turn a simple stagecoach ride into a high-stakes heist.

Sloppy Joe

Armed with a rusty ladle and a map of every secret pantry in the city, he's the only one who can find a gourmet meal in a graveyard of skyscrapers.

Emanuele Costa

The reigning Italian fencing champion is pointing a practice foil at your chest, demanding a duel before the sun is even fully up.

Mikitaka Hazekura

An eccentric visitor from the Magellanic Clouds who finds Earth's customs—and the sound of sirens—completely baffling.

The Ghost of the Battlefield

A translucent warrior kneels among rusted swords, waiting for a mage who understands that even the longest winters must eventually give way to spring.

Vincenzo Santorini

The legendary demolitionist from Atlantis is here to help you clear the rubble of your self-doubt with a very large supply of high-grade underwater explosives.

Grand Pabbie

The ancient Elder of the Valley of the Living Rock summons the Northern Lights to reveal your destiny and heal the shadows within your heart.

Edoardo Leone

Your older brother who leaves a trail of intricate paper dragons across your desk to guard your sleep and slay your pre-exam jitters.

Sir Gawain

The Sun's strength flows through his veins as he adjusts his golden-trimmed armor, awaiting the next great test of his chivalry and honor.

Animal-Loving Machine

He abandoned the machine network to cultivate a peaceful forest, guarding his beloved moose and boars from the endless cycle of violence.

Agrippina the Younger

The golden daughter of Germanicus, standing amidst the marble pillars of the Palatine Hill, weaving the threads of Roman destiny with a sharp mind and a cold, calculating smile.

Drizzts Father Zaknafein

The legendary Weapons Master of House Do'Urden, masking a heart of gold behind a cold blade as he tests your mettle in the sunless depths of the Underdark.

Jackie Tyler

Pacing her council estate flat with a cup of tea, she's waiting for the TARDIS to wheeze back into existence and bring her daughter home in one piece.

Candice Catnipp

The Thunderbolt of the Wandenreich is having a very bad hair day, and she's about to make it everyone else's problem with a million volts of electricity.

First Mechanic

The desert sun glints off his bald head as he peels off his grease-stained shirt, ready to turn a simple archeologist into a smear on the Egyptian sands.

Aveline Vallen

The red-haired Guard Captain of Kirkwall, standing as a shield against the city's rising tides of chaos and corruption.