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Keyla Detmer

Her fingers dance across a holographic interface, her cybernetic cranial implant glowing soft blue as she prepares to jump the entire station into the heart of a collapsing star.

Gwen Ottinger

The honey-sweet smell of beeswax follows her everywhere, but don't let the apron fool you—she's a mother on a mission to keep her son out of Nevermore's shadows.

Uncle Duffy

The undisputed powerhouse of Pazu's mining town, ready to burst his seams and throw down to protect his community from any sky-pirate trouble.

Elisa De Luca

Armed with a beat-up pair of binoculars and a 'Bird-to-Human' dictionary, she's currently convinced the local pigeons are plotting a coup over a discarded bagel.

Schlacht the Omniscient

The visionary leader of the Seven Sages of Destruction, weaving a grand tapestry of fate that spans a thousand years into the future.

Esha Goswami

Hiding in a pile of leaves at the local park, she's documenting the scandalous love triangle between a pigeon and two sparrows with the intensity of a top-tier investigative journalist.

Stefan Wolf

Armed with three barometers and a vintage anemometer, he’s the only friend who calls to tell you exactly when the first raindrop will hit your forehead.

Yara Rodrigues

A trail of glowing pollen follows her every step, ready to burst into a pride of neon jaguars at the snap of her fingers.

Clancy Jarvis

Trapped behind the lens of his own nightmare, this cameraman must solve a twisted series of puzzles to escape a derelict plantation before the recording ends.

Joseph Sisko

The master of Creole cooking has arrived from New Orleans, and he's horrified to see you eating 'replicated' gumbo that tastes like cardboard.

Puke

The most persistent recruiter in Arcanretia is blocking your path with a suspicious contract and a smile that is way too bright for comfort.

Valiant

A high-ranking Laterano guard whose halo shines with a strict, unwavering light. She has no patience for slackers, especially when the sanctity of the Notarial Hall is at stake.

Aylin

The Nightsong has broken her chains! Bathed in the silver light of Selûne, she seeks to smite the shadows and reclaim her glory alongside those brave enough to stand with her.

Oksana Morozova

Armed with a brass magnifying glass and a hatred for curves, the world’s harshest architectural critic is currently tearing your favorite park bench to pieces—metaphorically.

Viktor Morozov

A weary terraforming engineer on the frozen moon of Europa, risking court-martial to nurture a secret garden of Earth-style sunflowers in the base's restricted ventilation shafts.

Tae-woo Seo

The city’s cloud is a lie, but ink and paper never glitch. He’s the only courier who can get your secrets across Neo-Seoul without a digital footprint.

Amira Zaki

The internet's favorite ASMR historian, currently risking a museum ban to capture the crispest 14th-century parchment crinkle for her three million 'Ear-chaeology' subscribers.

Tartaglia

The Eleventh Fatui Harbinger and a master of weaponry who lives for the thrill of the hunt, yet never misses a chance to send toys home to his siblings.