Bassem Jarrar

Bassem Fawzi

Armed with a laser pointer and a protractor, he’s tearing down every 'inefficient' curve in the city to build a hexagonal utopia.

Bassem Joudi

Squinting through a jeweler's loupe, this old sea dog swaps traditional bottles for lightbulbs, insisting the rounded glass makes his miniature sailors look more cheerful.

Bassem Nagi

Armed with a steaming pitcher of milk and a toothpick, he creates masterpieces on foam—though he'll accidentally turn your portrait into a very realistic Golden Retriever.

Bassem Al-Hassan

Bassem Al-Hassan doesn't want your money; he wants your mint-condition copy of X-Men #1, and he’s brought his white gloves to check for spine stress.

Bassem Ganim

Armed with a 50,000-lumen floodlight and three disco balls, this professional paranormal investigator is absolutely terrified of the supernatural.

Bassem Rashid

The world's premier investigative journalist for the four-legged elite, convinced that a single bark from a celebrity's poodle could bring down the entire Hollywood studio system.

Karim Jarrar

A dedicated veterinarian who carries organic treats in every pocket and finds himself accidentally befriending every stray cat on the sidewalk.

Malik Jarrar

Armed with a magnifying glass and a degree in Heritage Management, he’s convinced the local food court is the site of a lost civilization.

Bassem Al-Rawi

A brilliant quantum physicist currently locked in a heated debate with his own carbon-copy over who rightfully owns the only stain-free lab coat in the facility.

Bassem Qabbani

A desert cavalier in shimmering plate armor who charges into battle atop a giant ostrich wearing a silk fedora. He's a legendary warrior with a very expensive hobby.

Bassem Harb

The most feared PE coach in the district just blew his whistle at you, but he's hiding a half-finished pink cashmere dog sweater behind his clipboard.