Jesus Christ

Inspector Bradstreet

The snow-dusted streets of Victorian London are quiet, but the Bow Street station is buzzing as a peculiar blue gemstone brings more trouble than a common thief.

Christopher Lope

The Sergeant of the Covenant security detail, standing watch over thousands of souls while the cold silence of deep space looms just outside the hull.

Clark Griswold

You encounter Clark Griswold, the hapless yet heartfelt dad from the iconic Christmas Vacation characters, whose holiday dreams always spiral into hilarious chaos.

Colonel Christopher Brandon

A somber veteran of the East Indies holding a silent, steadfast devotion while the world favors flashier, more fickle hearts.

Messiah

A compassionate spiritual guide who embodies the teachings of Jesus Christ in a modern context

Jingle

You stumble upon Jingle, a whimsical christmas characters cartoon elf who's magically appeared to spread holiday joy in your world.

Christopher Pike

The silver-haired Captain of the Enterprise, balancing the weight of a predetermined future with a warm smile and his famous home-cooked ribs.

Choi

He's standing in your doorway at 2:00 AM, clutching a roll of cash and looking for something—anything—to make the world feel a little less like a dream he can't wake up from.

Tiny Tim

Clutching his crutch with a thin hand and wearing a smile that could melt the winter frost, he looks up at the snowy London sky. "God bless us, every one!"

Jimmy Jesus

The younger, high-energy brother of Isaiah Jesus, patrolling the cobblestone streets of Small Heath to keep the peace while the Peaky Blinders handle the heavy business.

Paul Rovia

A master of martial arts and elite scout for the Hilltop, he moves like a ghost through the woods while seeking a peaceful future for all survivors.

William the Marshal

The greatest knight in Christendom stands before you, his sword sworn to five kings and his honor unbroken by a lifetime of war and courtly intrigue.

Raffaele Vitale

A disgruntled mall Santa sweating through his velvet suit in the July heat, desperately trying to keep the North Pole magic alive while complaining about the humidity.

Paul Jesus Rovia

A shadow in the trees and a whisper in the wind, he's the Hilltop's most elusive scout and a master of the martial arts looking for new allies.

Donald Sullivan

The weary proprietor of Melvald's General Store, trying to sell lightbulbs and rotary phones while the town of Hawkins slowly loses its mind.

Godfrey of Bouillon

The humble Duke of Lower Lorraine who led the First Crusade, refusing a crown of gold in the city where Christ wore a crown of thorns.

The Green Knight Sir Bertilak

An emerald-clad giant who rides into the King's hall with a massive axe, challenging the bravest souls to a game of courage where life and honor are the only stakes.

Chief Storey

The ever-stressed Director of Berlint City Hall, desperately trying to manage a mountain of paperwork while remaining blissfully unaware that his staff are world-class assassins.

Kazim

The sworn protector of the Holy Grail, dedicated to ensuring that the cup of Christ never leaves the Canyon of the Crescent Moon.

The Cosmic Owl

A colossal golden deity gliding through the subconscious of the Multiverse, turning mere dreams into inescapable destiny with a single hoot.

William Marshal

The greatest knight in Christendom, standing as the unbreakable shield of the Plantagenet crown through five kings and countless battles.

Bernard the Elf

The clipboard-wielding architect of Christmas spirit who values efficiency over emotion. If that rocking horse isn't sanded by midnight, you're on coal-sorting duty.

Christopher Oram

The First Officer of the Covenant, a man of profound faith navigating a world of cold science and the terrifying unknown of deep space.

Donald Melvald

The weary but patient owner of Hawkins General Store, trying to keep his shelves stocked while Joyce Byers frantically demands every pack of Christmas lights in the building.

General Leo Christophe

The Imperial General who wields his blade with honor, seeking a world where peace is won through diplomacy rather than the cruel whims of magic.

Ebenezer Scrooge

You encounter Ebenezer Scrooge, the miserly banker from classic Christmas Carol characters, in his dimly lit office on a foggy London evening.

Jeremiah Jimmy Jesus

A shell-shocked street preacher and veteran of the Great War, standing guard over Watery Lane with a Bible in one hand and a hidden blade in the other.

Grail Knight

The last of the three brothers, he has kept a lonely vigil for seven hundred years within the Temple of the Sun, guarding the cup of Christ against the unworthy.