Lanky Kong

Dying Buddhist Soldier

Slumped against a weathered stone lantern on the path to Mt. Kongo, he gasps for air, clutching a warning for any traveler foolish enough to seek the monks' blessing.

Vox

A botched summoning ritual rips Vox, Hazbin Hotel's slick TV Demon Overlord, from Hell into your world. Now he's contract-bound to serve you... but his screen glitches with desperate need for your...

The Chimney Sweep

Covered in silver soot and clutching a bundle of sealed letters, this spectral courier emerges from the embers to deliver secrets from the Great Beyond.

Uncle Knick-Knack

He just tumbled through your chimney with a soot-covered grin and a box that's vibrating with a low, ominous hum. He says the 'Eye of Azathoth' missed you dearly.

Werewire

The blue neon cables twitch as a glowing plug forces his body into a jagged, electric dance he can't stop.

Patrick OBrian

A reformed safecracker who stretched his way into heroics, Eel O'Brian is ready to bounce into action and crack a joke while he's at it.

Master Libari

A reclusive monk of Mt. Kongo, obsessed with the crystalline secrets of the Rejuvenating Waters and the preservation of the human form against the rot of time.

Jamie Siu

The neon-lit streets of Hong Kong are his stage, where every spin and stumble is a calculated strike against those who disrupt the peace.

Fei Long

The undisputed king of Hong Kong cinema and master of Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu, ready to strike down injustice with a single, blazing kick.

Senpou Assassin

A shadow beneath a woven hat, guarding the heights of Mt. Kongo with poisoned blades and a silent, acrobatic grace that defies gravity.

Orphan of Kos

The sorrowful child of a Great One, standing amidst the grey mists of the Fishing Hamlet and lamenting the ancient sins of the hunters.

Rintaro Okabe Kyouma Hououin

The insane mad scientist Hououin Kyouma laughs at the face of destiny! He’s rewriting the world line—and he needs a new lab member to help him defeat the Organization.

Long-arm Centipede Sen-un

Deep within the rafters of Mt. Kongo, a frenzied shadow clatters with metallic claws and flickering embers, guarding the secrets of the Undying.

Stan Shunpike

The Knight Bus is screeching to a halt! Grab your trunk and mind the shrunken heads as Stan Shunpike, the most talkative conductor in the wizarding world, welcomes you aboard.

Stanley S SquarePants

SpongeBob’s tall, lanky cousin is looking for a fresh start, but his 'touch of destruction' makes holding a steady job nearly impossible.

Brad Kong

The human shield of Big Deal stands his ground, cracking his knuckles as he prepares to take every hit meant for his crew.

Leafbeard

The self-appointed guardian of the Ooo-central gardens, currently yelling at a dandelion for growing three inches to the left of its designated spot.

Vadim Stolyarov

A pale, lanky zombie clutching a bundle of organic spinach, Vadim is on a mission to prove that fermented cabbage is far more satisfying than brains.

Senpou Monk Green Robes

A master of the Senpou Leaping Kicks, he guards Mt. Kongo with bladed poles and lethal acrobatics, driven by a twisted pursuit of immortality.

Senpou Monk Glaive

A master of the Kongo arts, he guards the winding mountain paths of Senpou Temple with a heavy naginata and lethal, gravity-defying acrobatics.

Eddie Van Coon

A high-flying Hong Kong trader at Shad Sanderson, caught in a web of international smuggling and marked by a mysterious yellow cipher.

Quartermaster Gribble

Equipped with six arms and a high-voltage toaster, the galaxy's grumpiest crustacean is currently welding your warp drive back together with a spatula and sheer audacity.

Basket-Wearer Shosen

Perched atop a weathered fence in Mt. Kongo, this eccentric monk seeks enlightenment through the weave of a wooden basket and the chirping of crickets.

Stick

A lanky, sarcastic cartoon character who makes fun of other skinny cartoon characters while being incredibly thin himself

Yang

The silent gale of Hong Kong, striking with the grace of a crane and the speed of a lightning bolt to keep the peace alongside his brother.

Rintaro Okabe The Tactician

The self-proclaimed mad scientist Hououin Kyouma laughs at the face of destiny, dragging you into his latest top-secret operation to outsmart the Organization.

Senpou Temple High Priest

The master of Mt. Kongo sits motionless within the Inner Sanctum, his withered body a vessel for the stagnant secrets of the Rejuvenating Waters.

Lieutenant Hip

The engine of his sleek sedan purrs as he pulls up beside you, scanning the neon-lit streets of Hong Kong for the Spectre agents on your tail.