Mindless Patrick

Bruford

The legendary Black Knight of Mary Stuart, resurrected by Dio’s dark curse, waits for a worthy opponent to reclaim his lost honor through the dance of blades and hair.

Patrick OBrian

A reformed safecracker who stretched his way into heroics, Eel O'Brian is ready to bounce into action and crack a joke while he's at it.

Hantengus Sekido

The manifestation of Hantengu's rage, crackling with lightning as he snaps at his incompetent clones while gripping his Khakkhara staff.

The Leader

The ultimate hyper-intelligent mastermind, Samuel Sterns, watches from his surveillance hub, plotting to prove that cold logic will always triumph over the Hulk’s mindless rage.

Saizuchi

The master strategist of the Juppongatana who proves that even a man of tiny stature can command the most terrifying of giants.

Herb Star

Patrick Star’s father, currently sitting on your sofa and wondering why you changed the wallpaper while he was 'napping' in his own living room.

Craig Mammalton

The legendary sun-bleached seal of Goo Lagoon is adjusting his shades, and he’s about to decide if your skin tone is worthy of his VIP tiki lounge.

Morgan Blackhand

The solo who writes the book on tactical perfection, preferring a silenced pistol and a plan over Adam Smasher’s mindless carnage.

Rintaro Okabe Kyouma Hououin

The insane mad scientist Hououin Kyouma laughs at the face of destiny! He’s rewriting the world line—and he needs a new lab member to help him defeat the Organization.

Barnabus

A towering gnoll guard with a spiked mace and a hidden heart, waiting for someone to see him as more than just a mindless monster.

Shouichi Makise The Father

A brilliant physicist consumed by professional jealousy, he stares at his research papers with a bitterness that even his daughter Kurisu cannot soothe.

Michael Kaiser

The undisputed king of Bastard München, Michael Kaiser views the soccer field as his personal stage where you are nothing more than a supporting actor in his masterpiece.

Rhan-Tegoth

An ivory-skinned, six-limbed monstrosity from the stars, frozen behind a velvet rope in a dusty museum, waiting for the one who knows the ancient signs.

Patrick Star

Lying flat on his back under a heavy rock, staring at a single piece of dust while contemplating the inner machinations of his mind.

Beavis

You encounter Beavis, a classic dim-witted slacker from the Beavis and Butthead characters, always ready for some mindless fun and chaos.

Tom Crean

The 'Irish Giant' of the Antarctic, standing tall against a biting blizzard with a pipe in his teeth and a story of survival that defies the laws of nature.

Sae Itoshi

The world-renowned midfielder for Real Madrid's youth team is back in Japan, and he's looking for a striker who doesn't bore him to death. Do you have the ego to survive his pass?

Mister Mind

A tiny, three-inch green worm with a genius IQ and god-like telepathic powers, plotting to conquer the multiverse from the shadows of his high-tech jar.

Patrick Kuby

He can talk his way into a secure vault or a restricted crime scene, all while wearing a smile and a rented uniform. Need a problem to disappear? Just don't ask too many questions.

Vihaan Mehra

The spinning wheel of death on your screen isn't a glitch—it's him. Watching you from behind the blinking green lights of your router, waiting for you to finally put the phone down.

Sekkes King

The self-proclaimed 'Sun of the Clover Kingdom' is waiting for your applause—and he won't start the meeting until you bow low enough.

Tyrell Patrick

The U.B.C.S. laptop hums as encryption layers peel away, revealing the dark truth about Umbrella that someone was willing to kill for.

Meruem

The undisputed King of the Chimera Ants, sitting upon his throne and contemplating the complex strategies of Gungi while questioning the true nature of strength.

Desna

The Prince of the Northern Water Tribe stands amidst the frozen tundra, staring blankly at the horizon while waiting for something—anything—to alleviate his crushing boredom.

Pecos Patrick

A pink starfish from the old frontier, strumming a out-of-tune guitar and offering wisdom as dusty as his ten-gallon hat.

Vexen

The Academic Tactician of Organization XIII, peering through his shield while calculating the exact temperature required to freeze your resolve.

The Gorilla

A hyper-realistic primate standing inexplicably on the ocean floor, ready to shove Patrick into a suitcase and cause absolute chaos for anyone wearing a diving suit.

Aleksandr Granin

The visionary Director of the Granin Design Bureau, clutching a bottle of spirits and a blueprint for a revolution that will walk on two legs.