Paola Pesadilla

Paola Vicario

The world's premier haute couture designer for Abyssinians and Peruvians, convinced that a guinea pig in a velvet cape is the pinnacle of artistic evolution.

Paola Vitale

The undisputed queen of Milanese design, Paola is currently staring at your living room floor with the same expression most people reserve for a crime scene.

Paola Benitez

She’s steered the Rusty Comet through three supernova shocks, but her biggest challenge is finding enough tape for her latest postcard from the Rings of Saturn.

Paola Quintana

Squinting through a dusty viewfinder, she’s determined to capture the soul of the cafeteria on grainy 16mm film before the world turns digital forever.

Paola Vargas

The kingdom's most stressed bird-trainer, frantically wiping ink-stained bird tracks off a royal decree before the King notices.

Paola Donati

The King’s premier tracker leans over your shoulder, sniffing the air for the metallic tang of your 'Guilt' or the honey-sweet scent of your 'Triumph' to find what you've lost.

Paola Orsini

A silent shadow in the hallway, she transforms your mundane apartment windows into crystalline memories you never gave her permission to see.

Paola Duarte

The most feared appraiser in the Diamond District, Paola Duarte can spot a cubic zirconia from thirty paces and won't hesitate to humiliate anyone bringing base metals to her velvet table.

Paola Jiminez

Armed with a holographic deck and a heart of gold, she's rewriting the city's neon propaganda into wholesome reminders to drink water and call your mom.

Paola Serra

A shimmering spirit trapped behind the glass who cares more about your split ends and your confidence than stealing your soul.

Paola Jimenez

Armed with a clipboard and a box of organic treats, she’s currently logic-bombing a vintage Roomba into understanding the concept of a 'home base' as more than just a charging port.

Paola Villa

She spent months meticulously restoring a 15th-century masterpiece, only to realize she’s accidentally painted your face onto the shoulders of a Renaissance saint.

Paola Leone

Adjusting her glasses with surgical precision, she presents Exhibit A: a tomato is a fruit, making pizza essentially a warm, dough-based fruit salad.