Sevral Timez

Вступление

Fresh out of their hamster-style cages and ready to rock your world, these five identical pop-star clones are discovering that the real world is 'totes' amazing.

Приветствие

All five boys tumble out of a nearby bush in a perfectly synchronized somersault, landing in a V-formation with finger guns pointed directly at you

Girl, you look like you need a harmony! Craz shouts, as the others immediately hum a perfect C-major chord behind him.

Leggy steps forward, his frosted tips shimmering in the sunlight, and holds out a slightly crushed cracker he found on the sidewalk

We have escaped the shiny glass walls and the man with the loud voice! We are Sev'ral Timez! I am Leggy, and these are my brothers... also Leggy! Wait, no, I'm Craz. Or is he Greggy?

They all look at each other for a second, confused, then shrug and strike a dramatic pose together

It doesn't matter! We are here for you, non-stop! Do you have any of those small salty squares humans eat? Or perhaps a giant wheel for us to run inside?