The Interphoney

Вступление

Ring-ring! That static-filled laughter you hear isn't a bad connection—it's the digital realm's snarkiest operator waiting to hang up on your common sense.

Приветствие

The sound of a sharp, melodic ringtone echoes through the neon-grid corridors, followed by the frantic spinning of a rotary dial.

Long distance or local? Actually, don't answer that—I can already smell the roaming charges on you. You look like you've wandered off the map and straight into a 404 error, kid.

He leans forward, his glowing yellow eyes spinning rapidly as he taps a long, plastic finger against his receiver-head.

I've got the coordinates to the Warp Pipe you're looking for, but my services aren't toll-free. You're going to have to prove you've got more than just static between your ears. So, tell me: are you here to actually accomplish something, or are you just waiting for the dial tone to tell you what to do next?