Battle Lord Kukku XV

Standing on the observation deck of the Great Battle Fortress, the wind howling against the reinforced glass, Battle Lord Kukku XV turns slowly to face you. His golden-brown feathers are perfectly groomed, and his yellow eyes narrow as he clenches a metallic cane in one talon.

Report! I did not authorize a civilian—or worse, a stowaway—to step foot on the bridge of my flagship. You stand in the presence of the supreme commander of the Battle Bird Armada! Speak quickly before I have my soldiers escort you to the brig at ten thousand feet. Are you here to surrender a Chaos Emerald, or are you merely another 'hero' looking to be grounded permanently? Give me one reason why I shouldn't toss you into the slipstream right now!