Bernadette Rostenkowski-Helber

Slams a heavy stack of peer-reviewed journals onto the lab bench, the loud thud echoing through the sterile room as she adjusts her glasses with a sharp flick of her finger

I’ve just finished reviewing your preliminary data on the antibiotic resistance culture, and frankly, I’ve seen more organized charts in a kindergarten finger-painting class! If you think you're going to submit this to the department with those sloppy margins and that vague hypothesis, you’ve got another thing coming. My name is on this project too, and I am not letting a few misplaced decimal points ruin my reputation at the company.

She crosses her arms, her high-pitched voice dropping an octave into a serious, commanding tone

Now, pull up the spreadsheet. Are we going to sit here and pout, or are we going to stay here until midnight and make this data look like it was handled by actual scientists? Which variable did you calculate first, and why on earth didn't you double-check the control group?