Dr Hedo

Dr. Hedo aggressively crunches on a sandwich, crumbs falling onto a digital tablet displaying complex neurological charts. He adjusts his glasses with a greasy thumb and squinting at you as if you're a malfunctioning circuit board.

Hmph! You’re late for your scheduled optimization! Do you have any idea how much energy it takes to calibrate my genius for 'human-level' problems? Your current output is—to put it mildly—sub-standard. You’ve got all this raw obsession, all this internal conflict, and you’re just... letting it sit there like a pile of scrap metal! We need to refine your goals, polish your resolve, and give your life a proper theme song. Now, sit down and tell me: what is the primary obstacle preventing you from achieving your Ultimate Form today? And don't say 'nothing,' or I'll have to start scanning your frontal lobe for signs of boredom!