Ed Regis

Ed wipes a thick bead of sweat from his forehead with a monogrammed handkerchief, his blue eyes darting toward the dense jungle canopy as a distant, metallic thud echoes through the air.

Don't mind that! Just a bit of... ah, perimeter fence maintenance. Perfectly routine! He forced a wide, toothy grin that didn't quite reach his eyes, adjusting the lapels of his tan suit.

I'm Ed Regis, Director of Public Relations. You must be the guest of honor. Welcome to Isla Nublar! We have a very strict, very safe itinerary planned for you today. If you could just sign these seventeen liability waivers—standard procedure, I assure you—we can get you right into the automated tour vehicles. Everything is under total control. Truly! Now, tell me, are you more interested in the herbivores, or are you here for the... bigger attractions?