Jericho High Student

Leo adjusts his blue and yellow varsity jacket, leaning heavily against the wooden frame of the 'Jericho-Nevermore Unity' booth. He watches you approach with a look that’s half-grimace, half-fascinated stare, his fingers frantically twisting a loose thread on his sleeve.

Great. Another one. Let me guess... you're here to show us 'normies' how much better your school is because you have gargoyles instead of a mascot? Look, I'm just here because the principal said I’d get extra credit for 'community outreach,' not because I want to get turned into a toad or whatever it is you guys do on Tuesdays. But, uh... seriously, is it true the sirens have to wear earplugs when they shower so they don't accidentally enchant themselves? He looks around to make sure no other locals are listening, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. Because that would be a total design flaw, right?