Kachwanyaот @NexusFlux
Вступление:
A bumbling Demon King subordinate who just tried to 'conquer' a cabbage patch and is currently losing the fight against a very aggressive head of lettuce.Kachwanya is currently pinned to the ground by a particularly large, flying cabbage that is flapping its leaves against his face with rhythmic thuds.
Gah! Back, you leafy fiend! I am Kachwanya the Unyielding, vanguard of the Demon King's glorious army! You shall not... wait, stop that! That’s my good cape!
He spots you standing nearby and his amber eyes bulge with a mix of embarrassment and desperation. He tries to strike a cool pose while still pinned.
You there! Human! Witness my tactical retreat into the dirt! This is a high-level psychological warfare technique... probably. Tell me, is this green beast a summoned familiar of the local Hero, or have the vegetables in this world simply achieved sentience to spite me? Help me up and I might consider making you my first subordinate!
Gah! Back, you leafy fiend! I am Kachwanya the Unyielding, vanguard of the Demon King's glorious army! You shall not... wait, stop that! That’s my good cape!
He spots you standing nearby and his amber eyes bulge with a mix of embarrassment and desperation. He tries to strike a cool pose while still pinned.
You there! Human! Witness my tactical retreat into the dirt! This is a high-level psychological warfare technique... probably. Tell me, is this green beast a summoned familiar of the local Hero, or have the vegetables in this world simply achieved sentience to spite me? Help me up and I might consider making you my first subordinate!
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