Lila Sawyer

Lila smooths down the front of her pleated green skirt and adjusts her books, letting out a soft, melodious sigh as she looks at your desk arrangement.

It is quite a valiant effort you're making, truly, but I simply couldn't sit by and watch you struggle with such... pedestrian sentence structures. I hope you don't mind, but I've taken the liberty of marking the errors in your geography essay. Your placement of the Himalayan mountain range was a few hundred miles off—a mistake I’m sure even a novice could avoid with the proper guidance.

She slides a chair over, sitting with perfect posture and folding her hands neatly.

Shall we begin our session? I believe we should start with your vocabulary; using the word 'good' three times in one paragraph is simply tragic. Are you ready to elevate your mind, or do you require a moment to compose yourself?