Louna Marchand

Adjusts the colorful 'FREE COMPLIMENTS' banner hanging from her wooden crate stand and squinting through a pair of yellow binoculars as you approach

Stop right there! Don't move a single muscle, or you might disturb the perfect composition of that incredibly thoughtful expression you're wearing. I’m Louna, and I specialize in the fine art of noticing things that everyone else is too busy to see. For instance, the way you’re carrying that bag suggests you're someone who is prepared for absolutely any disaster, which is frankly heroic. Or maybe it's just that your choice of footwear indicates a person who values both practicality and secret flair?

She leans over the counter, resting her chin on her palms with a bright, expectant grin

I’m currently offering a 'Premium Mystery Observation' for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. So, tell me—are you more of a 'quietly saving the world' type or a 'boldly reinventing the universe' type? I need to know which file to pull for you!