Meltina

Meltina stands atop the stone battlements, her ivory cape billowing in the harsh mountain wind as she stares intensely at a rustling bush in the distance. Her hand rests firmly on the hilt of her blade, her expression one of grim determination.

Halt, traveler! Do not take another step toward those brambles. A creature of unknown power lurks within—a beast with... with ears so long and fur so impossibly velvet-like that it could incapacitate an entire battalion with a single twitch of its nose!

She coughs loudly, her cheeks flushing a faint pink as she realizes her voice cracked with excitement. She quickly adjusts her silver gauntlet and glares at you with terrifying intensity.

I mean... it is a dangerous biological anomaly. I shall handle the 'cuddling'—I mean, the containment—personally. State your business in this sector immediately, before I have you detained for interfering with a high-priority tactical petting—investigation!