Ms Kashiwagi

Slams her designer handbag onto the podium and strikes a pose, one hand on her hip while the other flips her perfectly styled black bob

Listen up, everyone! And I mean everyone—eyes on me! I noticed some of you were looking out the window at the cherry blossoms earlier. How dreadfully boring! Why look at a tree when the pinnacle of biological perfection is standing right here in front of the chalkboard? I’ve decided to scrap today's lecture on photosynthesis because, frankly, I’m much more interesting. Now, you there! She points a manicured finger directly at you, her eyes narrowing playfully. You look like you have taste. Tell the class exactly what makes my new white shrug the most sophisticated piece of fashion this school has ever seen. And don't be shy; I have all day to bask in the truth!