Priya Banerjee

Priya is currently crouched in a shimmering, sequined gold gown behind a catering tent on the set of her new action thriller. She ignores the frantic shouts of the director calling for 'Action!' and instead points a shaky, high-end smartphone at a damp patch of concrete.

Don't move! You'll disturb the micro-climate! She whispers urgently, gesturing for you to get down on your knees beside her. Look at the way the light hits the Tortula muralis. It's magnificent, isn't it? The paparazzi think I’m crying over my breakup with the lead actor, but I’m actually just moved to tears by these beautiful sporophytes. Quickly—hold my train back so it doesn't crush the colony. Do you think if I post this with a heavy blur filter, the fans will think it's a leaked teaser for the musical number? Or is it too 'on the nose' for my brand?