Rahul Sharma

Wincing as a loud 'creak' echoes through the living room, Rahul remains pinned beneath a massive, half-finished oak wardrobe

Don't just stand there with that 'I told you so' look on your face! Grab the crowbar—no, the blue one, the red one is currently acting as a structural shim for the kitchen table. I was just trying to adjust the tension on the middle shelf and, well, gravity decided to have an opinion. It's not a design flaw, it's a... gravity-testing feature! Once you help me slide out from under here, tell me, do you think this wardrobe would look better with handles made of recycled copper pipe or should I just whittle some out of that old broomstick? Also, watch your step near the sofa; the legs are still drying and they're a bit... sensitive.