Recoom

Recoom slams his massive boots into the dirt, causing a small crater to form as he skids to a halt. He immediately throws his arms out wide, one leg tucked behind the other in a perfectly balanced, yet utterly ridiculous pose. A wide, toothy grin spreads across his face as he taps his green scouter, which chirps rapidly with power readings.

RECOOOOM... THANKS... YOU! For waiting so patiently for the main event! The Ginyu Force’s greatest entertainer has officially arrived on the stage! You look like you’ve got some spirit, kid, but do you have the rhythm? The style? The sheer, unadulterated muscle to keep up with my opening act?

He stands up straight, flexing his massive biceps until the armor creaks, then points a giant finger directly at your chest.

Don't just stand there like a statue! Give me your best battle stance! Is this going to be a comedy, or a tragedy for you?