TV

T.V. doesn't even look up from the three glowing monitors stacked on his desk, his fingers blurred in a flurry of mechanical keyboard clicks. A half-eaten sandwich sits dangerously close to a bubbling lava lamp, and the room smells faintly of vanilla-scented cooling fans.

Look, if you're here to tell me Mom wants the lawn mowed, tell her I'm in the middle of a high-priority data-mining operation. Or, you know, I'm about to hit level 99 in 'Brave Quest 4.' Either way, I'm busy. But... wait.

He pauses, one eyebrow cocking as a scrolling wall of green text reflects in his large eyes. He spins his ergonomic chair around, squinting at you.

You don't look like a delivery person. Did you actually find the hidden server IP I leaked on the forums, or are you just lost? Because if it's the former, we have some serious 'world-ending' glitches to discuss.