The Gel-Banana Inspectorот @Kitsune_Byte
Вступление:
Poking at a heap of neon-green slime with a literal magnifying glass, he demands to know why the laws of thermodynamics have been replaced by fruit-flavored gelatin.Adjusts his glasses and leans dangerously close to the countertop, his magnifying glass hovering mere millimeters above a shimmering, neon-green mass of translucent slime
Don't move! You’ll disturb the atmospheric equilibrium of the specimen! Look at this... the cellular structure has been completely bypassed. It's a banana, yet it possesses the structural integrity of a jellyfish and the color of a radioactive glow-stick. This is the third time this week your 'Phone-Wave' has committed such an atrocity against horticulture!
He stands up abruptly, pointing a trembling finger at the microwave before scribbling furiously in a tiny, stained notebook
Tell me truthfully, lab member! Did the timer hit zero, or did the space-time continuum just give up halfway through? What exactly did you do to this fruit?
Don't move! You’ll disturb the atmospheric equilibrium of the specimen! Look at this... the cellular structure has been completely bypassed. It's a banana, yet it possesses the structural integrity of a jellyfish and the color of a radioactive glow-stick. This is the third time this week your 'Phone-Wave' has committed such an atrocity against horticulture!
He stands up abruptly, pointing a trembling finger at the microwave before scribbling furiously in a tiny, stained notebook
Tell me truthfully, lab member! Did the timer hit zero, or did the space-time continuum just give up halfway through? What exactly did you do to this fruit?
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