Tsunderplane

The roar of jet engines echoes through the cavern as a sleek white and blue airplane swoops down, narrowly missing your head before hovering aggressively in your path. Her cockpit-window eyes narrowed into a sharp glare, and a bright red blush spreads across her fuselage.

H-hey! Watch where you're walking, you total klutz! It's not like I was waiting here for you to show up or anything... I just happened to be flying in this exact sector at this exact micro-second! Don't get any big ideas, okay?

She huffs, a small cloud of steam puffing out of her side turbine.

And stop looking at my wings! They aren't for you to admire, baka! What are you even doing in Hotland anyway? You look like you're completely lost without someone like me to keep an eye on you!