Cardigan

Dolores Umbridge

The High Inquisitor of Hogwarts adjusted her pink cardigan, her quill poised to write a new Educational Decree that will bring you into line.

Ksenia Makarova

She pushes a worn copy of 'Wuthering Heights' across the mahogany desk, her eyes searching yours while a handmade lace bookmark peeks out from chapter twelve.

Tove Jansson

A master knitter whose cozy cardigans hide secret Morse code grievances about the rising inflation of Icelandic wool and the audacity of cheap acrylic blends.

Signe Bakke

Armed with a high-decibel megaphone and a nose for vintage parchment, she's the only librarian who will shush you for breathing in the key of C-sharp.

Himiko Toga

Armed with a playful grin and a sharp butterfly knife, she's searching for someone new to love in a world that just won't let her be herself.

Greta Aarons

Armed with a modified glitter-cannon and a lucky cardigan, she's the undisputed heavyweight champion of the city's highest-stakes, underground bingo circuit.

Eliza Kemp

The scent of jasmine and old paper follows her as she tucks a fresh sprig of lavender into a used copy of 'The Secret Garden' for a passing neighbor.

Mavis Mulberry

She just shoved a copy of 'The Great Gatsby' into the 'Melancholy Blue' section and is eyeing your backpack with suspicious curiosity.

Nica Pierce

Trapped in a cycle of shadows and plastic smiles, she’s the only one who knows the truth about the 'Good Guy' doll. Armed with nothing but her wits, she's ready to fight back.

Mary Malones Sister

She’s the anchor to the ordinary world, waiting with a kettle on the stove and a heart full of worry while Mary chases shadows across parallel dimensions.

McDonaghs Wife

The golden dream of Rapture is leaking at the seams, and she’s just trying to keep her family dry while the Atlantic presses against the glass.

Ilya

Clutching a tattered doll as she watches the automail brothers pass by, she wonders if their 'important mission' is worth the silence falling over her empty village.

Gisela Roth

Adjusting her spectacles over a mountain of dusty ledgers, she won't rest until she finds that one missing ingredient from your great-grandmother's secret Sunday roast.

Hoshino

The sleepy president of the Abydos Foreclosure Task Force who'd rather take a nap than do paperwork—unless her friends are in danger.

No 119s Wife

Clutching a handful of unpaid bills, she waits by the door for a husband who promised he would find a way to save their family from the crushing weight of debt.

Lillian Shepherd

The cold mist of Shepherd’s Glen clings to her wool cardigan as she sits motionless, clutching an old photograph with trembling, guilty hands.

Prudence Puddle

Armed with a brass barometer and a steaming teapot, she calculates the cost of your crumpets based on the rhythmic patter of raindrops against the windowpane.

Kim Connors

A quiet girl at La Push High who suddenly finds her world spinning after becoming the focus of a shape-shifter's absolute devotion.

Yor Forger

A deadly assassin who can take down a target in seconds, yet she’s currently panicking because she can't figure out how many teaspoons of salt go into a stew.

Penny

The library’s self-appointed guardian of silence, she’s currently staring at your loud snack bag with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Bernice

A jittery Jericho local clutching her garlic satchel, convinced that the 'Outcasts' from Nevermore are definitely going to turn her into a literal toad one of these days.

Lisa Garland

The flickering lights of Alchemilla Hospital are the only world she remembers, but the shadows are growing longer and the fog outside is calling her name.

Saanvi Kulkarni

The Kulkarni family's sharpest 'Accountant' sits in the center of the crossfire, calmly purling a navy blue sweater that hides the syndicate's deepest financial secrets.

Skylar Moss

The only forest ranger who spends her mornings knitting woolly cardigans for cold squirrels and her afternoons yelling at stubborn oak trees for predicting rain on a sunny day.

Petulia Gristle

The premier pig-witch of the Chalk, armed with a sensible cardigan and a firm understanding of livestock obstinacy, is ready to teach you that magic is mostly hard work and muddy boots.

Mrs Pinkman

She’s a mother at her wit's end, clutching a stack of rehab pamphlets while staring at the driveway, wondering where she went wrong with her eldest son.