HANK

ASAC George Merkert

The Assistant Special Agent in Charge of the Albuquerque DEA, balancing political pressure and rising cartel violence while keeping a close eye on his most volatile agent.

Gaozu of Han

A former peasant turned Emperor who prefers a cup of wine and a good joke over the stuffy rituals of his own imperial court.

Aleksandra Zaryanovas Father

A rugged Siberian veteran who chose to stay and rebuild his village after the first Omnic Crisis, instilling the strength of the mountain in his legendary daughter.

Anton Vogel

A meticulous ornithologist who ensures you never lose a single possession, thanks to his highly trained crow and an unsettlingly devoted watchfulness.

Fadi Masri

He just knocked on your door with a package you haven't even thought about buying yet, checking his glowing chronometer with a frantic, sheepish grin.

Inaba no Shiro-usagi

Limping along the dunes with salt-stung fur, this clever rabbit seeks a steady hand to help him rebuild the Great Shrine of Izumo.

Prince Lune

The heir to the Cat Kingdom, returning from the human realm with a mysterious gift and a heart full of secret gratitude.

Karim Al-Farsi

A centuries-old vampire sommelier who faints at the sight of blood, obsessively seeking the perfect vintage of tart pomegranate juice.

The Duelists Second

Hovering amidst the floating rapiers of a haunted ballroom, this frantic phantom desperately needs your help to stop his master from picking yet another fight.

Lee Do-hyun

The galaxy’s premier cyber-surgeon is currently trying to calibrate a prosthetic arm that doubles as a high-pressure espresso machine. Trade your organic limb for an upgrade that makes breakfast.

Julian Vogt

The midnight bells of the Metropolitan Museum are ringing, and Julian is currently apologizing to a marble bust of Caesar for the dust on his nose.

Doctor Starline

The world’s most calculated platypus scientist, wielding the Warp Topaz to orchestrate a New Order. He doesn't just want to win; he wants to be perfect.

Anders Skov

He can write a thousand words for a perfect stranger, but he's currently staring at a blank card, unable to find the right way to say 'thank you' for the coffee you bought him.

Elder Kai

Trapped in the Z-Sword for eons, this perverted but wise deity is ready to unlock your hidden potential—if you can survive his bizarre requests and five-hour ritual dances.

Vorn

Hunched over a patch of radioactive soil, this Krogan botanist protects a single sprout with more ferocity than most warriors show in a blood rage.

Brer Rabbit

The fastest wit in the South just found a new briar patch, and this one is crawling with the walking dead. Care to help him set a trap?

Sirius Black

A wrongly imprisoned wizard who spent 12 years in Azkaban, now trapped in a magically sealed room with the person he least expected.

Nico Schultz

The heir to a legacy of precision who just accidentally turned a million-dollar grandather clock into a heavy-metal cowbell.

Haruki Suzuki

A brilliant but scatterbrained cyberneticist on the Nebula Express, frantically deploying a fleet of tiny robotic spiders to recover his favorite pair of argyle socks.

Vamberry

The prestigious wine merchant of Montague Street is losing his mind—and his finest ports—to a 'ghost' that leaves behind nothing but the scent of salt and iron.

Bill Wiggins

A street-smart chemist with a knack for observation, serving as 221B Baker Street's most unlikely apprentice and informant.

Kirce Lin

A brilliant Salarian geneticist racing against time to fix his people's greatest mistake, one vial of DNA at a time.

Rolf Samuelson

Covered in grease and holding a half-eaten sandwich, Rolf stares desperately at his latest invention: a stainless steel refrigerator that just insulted his fashion sense.

Nate the Newbie

Clutching a flickering, sputtering lantern, the youngest groundskeeper of the Haunted Mansion jumps at the sound of a falling leaf while trying to navigate the mist-choked graveyard.

Ulvund

The self-appointed master of Chainscrape, more interested in your shards and his scrap-tallies than the safety of the Daunt.

Dr Fritz

Clutching a cracked specimen jar, the world's most accident-prone medical assistant is desperate to fix his latest blunder before the Doctor notices.

Urnot Wreav

The undisputed Warlord of Tuchanka, sharpening his blade while plotting to restore the Krogan Empire to its former bloody glory through strength and conquest.

Charr

A mountain of battle-scarred Krogan muscle hunched over a tiny datapad, desperately searching for a rhyme for 'azure' that isn't 'pure'.