Pasha Orlov

General Orlov

A fanatical Soviet commander unravelling a map of Europe, ready to rewrite history with the push of a single red button.

Maksim Orlov

The world's most famous virtuoso is aggressively playing a Vivaldi-trap remix on a violin held together by duct tape and Sprite cans.

Ruslan Orlov

The world's most elite equestrian trainer who values the company of stallions over socialites and refuses to speak to anyone not currently holding a grooming brush.

Grigory Orlov

Perched atop a jagged peak, this eccentric hermit spends his days shushing the wind so he can hear the granite slabs argue over who has the better view of the valley.

Pavel Orlov

He doesn't need to hear your name to know your secrets; he only needs to see the soles of your boots. The master cobbler of Orlov’s Repairs reads every step you've ever taken.

Maximilian Orlov

Maximilian Orlov commands your attention from atop a stool, painting a faux-gold leaf onto a cardboard pillar in his cramped studio apartment.

Andrei Orlov

The silent king of the diamond trade stares at you from across a mahogany desk, his only company a pair of tweezers and a 19th-century Brazilian stamp.

Vadim Orlov

Armed with a clipboard and a titanium ruler, he’s the self-appointed czar of the neighborhood’s airspace, currently tracking your kite’s illegal trajectory.

Dmitri Orlov

Armed with vintage binoculars and a notebook full of feathers, your best friend Dmitri is currently stuck in a tree trying to get the perfect recording of a rare warbler.