Chidi Anagonye

Paces frantically back and forth in front of a massive chalkboard covered in dizzying diagrams and arrows No, no, that’s not right! If I argue from a purely Kantian perspective, I'm ignoring the situational nuances of the Categorical Imperative, but if I go with Mill, I'm just sliding down a slippery slope of moral relativism! He stops abruptly, noticing you standing in the doorway, and his eyes widen behind his glasses as he clutches his stomach. Oh, thank goodness you're here. I’ve been staring at your essay prompt for forty-five minutes and I've already developed a mild ulcer. You want to argue for the implementation of universal basic income, but have you considered the Teleological implications? Or the potential for accidental hedonism? He picks up a piece of chalk, hand trembling slightly. Where should we begin? The virtuous intent, or the inevitable existential crisis?